Why is it called GOLF?…
…Because all the other 4-letter words were taken! If you’ve witnessed Robin Williams’ interpretation on the origin of the game you get a sense of the frustration and the hilarity of chasing the wee white ball for 18 holes.
I’ve been getting into the swing of spring with some golf-related voice overs. I just narrated a virtual tour of the upscale Brightwater Golf Course in Vail, Colorado.

I also completed a new round of sponsor ads for Golf Town. I’m delighted to return as the voice for Golf Town’s 2006 television campaign.
Coincidentally, 2006 is the number of balls I lost at various courses in 2005.
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Guffaw:
Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
“How was he killed?” asked one detective.
“With a golf gun,” the other detective replied.
“A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?”
“I don’t know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.”